Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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