at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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