what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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