His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Randomize
