I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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