i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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