using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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