She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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