OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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