i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I am naked and annoyed.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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