She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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