he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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