no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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