I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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