I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She bit a glass in half.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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