Dual....:-)
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Someone shattered a urinal.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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