Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Me too!
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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