so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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