if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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