Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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