is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Randomize