Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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