Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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