Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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