K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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