So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I have post one night stand depression
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