i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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