party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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