R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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