she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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