awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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