Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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