I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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