jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
