It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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