his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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