Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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