ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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