Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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