why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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