So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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