i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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