i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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