Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wish you could order shots online.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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