i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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