i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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