he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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