your parents love me but you hate me
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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