actually, I'm a sock model
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
God I need to hump something, right now.
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