no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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