Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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