So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
