Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
