So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
how do flat chested girls get laid?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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