I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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