Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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