Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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