Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
