it was like his penis was on wheels.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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