I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
