that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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