Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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