I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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